Total Medals Earned: 471 (From 67 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,855 Points
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 18/18 (660/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (75/95 points)
Finish the game
Just get 'em
Medals Earned: 14/18 (300/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Crow Death
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/190 points)
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Keep both dinner guests alive
Pet the teddy
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Step on the trap
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 8/13 (70/320 points)
Do you have the guts to start play?
Infect your first PC!
Win a gold cup!
Code 50 viruses!
Build
Code 200 viruses!
Build 200 turrets!
Code 500 viruses!
Complete the game.
Build 500 turrets!
Complete the game with at least all silver cups.
Upgrade everything at maximum level.
Complete the game with all gold cups.
Medals Earned: 7/15 (45/365 points)
Answer a question about a strategy game
Answer the multiple selection question
Answer a question about a defense game
Answer 10 questions
Answer a question about a game by Smart Flash Games
Unlock 50 game buttons in the Gallery
Answer 25 questions without clicking on the 'Play It!' button
Complete the Player difficulty level
Answer 20 questions in one Time Trial game
Answer 100 questions
Gain 15 golden cups in a row in the Time Trial mode
Earn 120 golden cups
Answer 150 questions
Answer 50 questions in one Time Trial game
Answer 100 questions in one Time Trial game
Medals Earned: 3/3 (130/130 points)
Watch the intro
SPOILER
Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse
Medals Earned: 9/20 (85/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Have you tried eating less fiber
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 6/6 (65/65 points)
This seems like the perfect place to... nobody's watching, right?
'sup folks?
Way too cozy!
Zzzzzz
Whoops!
The man speaks to the people.